EPISODE 1
THE ARCHER
Robin was the most famous archer in Sherwood. Famous for missing. He once shot at an apple and hit the tax collector. That's how the legend started.
"Meant to do that."
THE TOTALLY TRUE
LEGEND OF BAD ROBIN
Six episodes. Zero heroes. Historians are still crying.
EPISODE 2
THE GOOD YEARS
He stole from the rich and gave to the poor. The poor put everything into a coin with a dog on it. Down 98% by Tuesday.
"Wait. I do all the work?"
EPISODE 3
THE DEAL
The King made him an offer: same job, opposite direction, dental included. Robin signed before the King finished the sentence.
"Where do I aim now?"
EPISODE 4
THE VILLAIN ERA
Now he robs the poor and delivers to the castle. Same green tights, two fewer teeth, same aim. The peasants wrote a song about him. It's mostly swearing.
"It's called a business model."
EPISODE 5
HE FINDS CRYPTO
He discovers rug pulls, hidden taxes and dev wallets. For the first time in his life, Robin feels outclassed.
"And they call ME the bad guy?"
EPISODE 6
$BRH IS BORN
So he launched his own coin, then revoked his own mint and freeze keys by accident. No tax, no printing, no way to rob you. The worst villain in history.
"...wait, how do I rob them now?"